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From the QT news ticker

News Ticker
News Headline: “Does Liberty University hurt the GOP?”
News Headline: “Time to cut Israel off?”
News Headline: “In Wall Street we mistrust?”
News Headline: “What happens when a solar eclipse hits the world’s most
solar-powered country?”
News Headline: “Are rights man-made?”
Yes, no, yes, not much, yes.
See how easy?

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Asteroid of the week

Asteroid
News Headline: “Killer bus-sized asteroid flies dangerously close past Earth.”
But that was last May.
In other news, bus-sized Asteroid 2025 FM118 was discovered today.
It will pass just inside the moon’s orbit tomorrow.
Best we can tell.

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We’ll always have Paris

Paris Hilton
News Headline: “Petition created to remove Paris Hilton from Summerfest lineup.”
Mike Reynolds, a West Allis, Wis., reader, writes:
“Didn’t she say she was leaving public life?”
Now that you mention it, it’s been 2,836 days since Paris Hilton announced she was leaving public life.
Not that anyone is counting.

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Signings of the times

Mike Pence
News Item: “Indiana Gov. Mike Pence has signed the anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ bill in a private ceremony. . . closed to the press and the public. . . .”
A good thing to say about the Tea Party:
Some of its members know enough to be embarrassed.

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We have seen the present, and it does not work

Grass
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission lists grass as an unsafe playing surface
for children.

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QT Early Warning System

Innovation Month
April is Innovation Month.
Again.

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Modern education + the criminal mind =

A fugitive in Maine shared on Snapchat that police were after him–but that he was ahead of them, having managed to sneak back into his house and hide in a cabinet there, police said.

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QT Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) campaign update

Ted Cruz
News Headline: “Ted Cruz’s biggest liability is probably his constant lying.”
Are we starting to pick nits already?

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We have seen the present, and it does not work

Applause
Delegates at a student convention in Solihull, England, ¬†have been asked to stop applauding and use jazz hands instead because applause is not sufficiently “inclusive” and might cause “anxiety” in others.

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QT 2016 vote count countdown update

Protest Sign
News Headline: “Presidential hopeful Ben Carson thinks Obama is a ‘psychopath’ and America is like Nazi Germany.”
News Headline: “Mike Huckabee stands willing to ‘call down fire from Heaven.’ ”
So the Republican platform is starting to take shape.

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