Toke opposition

Wall Street

News Headline: “Marijuana network is denied listing on Nasdaq stock market.”
An update here on one of society’s less desirable elements.
As well as drug users.

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Breaking news. . . .

Transgender


News Headline:
“11 states sue Obama administration over transgender rules.”
Let’s hope this moves quickly.
The situation has made too many of us uneasy.
We have to find a way to stop Republicans from peeking into our toilets.

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In other news. . . .

Bob Dylan
News Headline: “Bobby Zimmerman of Hibbing, Montana, turned 75 on Tuesday. Unreal. America’s great troubadour is still on the road, heading for. . . .”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, guesses the troubadour might be heading for Hibbing, Minn.
But it’s just a guess.

WRITE TO QT:  qt@zaysmith.com

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The Making of the President 2016nado!

Donald Trump
News Headline: :”The Thinking Man’s Guide to Donald Trump.”
Good to see we’re all keeping our sense of humor.

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This just in. . . .

Man Goat
News Headline: “Why this man decided to become a goat.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.

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. . . and the horses they rode in on

Four Horsemen
News Headline: “Republicans are making their case for war with Iran.”
News Headline: “GOP wants to cut $23 billion from food stamps.”
News Headline: “Republicans balk at taking Zika threat seriously.”  
War, Famine, Pestilence and Death.
Republicans seem to have it about covered these days.

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QT Bureau of Waits and Half-Measures

Gotthard Base
News Item: “. . . enough copper cable to stretch from New York City to San Antonio. . . .”
Or the length of 1,519,680 Jennifer Anistons, if you are still trying to visualize it.
Or think of the 1,519,680 Jennifer Anistons stretching along a line from New York City to San Antonio. . . .

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The medium is the message

Donald Trump 1

News Headline: “Artist reimagines Donald Trump as a liberal, tattooed hipster.”
But no artist yet has surpassed Pricasso.
It was six months ago that QT commissioned a painting of Trump by Tim Hatch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist who paints with his penis.
The painting is displayed again here.
Or as Pricasso wrote to QT after completing the work:
“It was difficult in the hotel room. Now I have to wash the carpet a bit.”
QT likes to consider the artwork from time to time, keeping in mind:
When Donald Trump is done, we’ll have to wash the national carpet a bit.

WRITE TO QT:  qt@zaysmith.com

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Gaudeamus igitur

Happy Graduation!
News Item: “. . . thousands of ladybugs released into. . . .”
News Item: “. . . using 15,000 to 20,000 balloons. . . .”
News Item: “. . . placing more than 1,000 cups of water in. . . .”   
Happy Graduation!

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Frontiers of science

Frontiers of Science
News Headline: “Medical experts warn of ‘dormant butt syndrome.’ “
For those who wonder if there isn’t anything there hasn’t been a syndrome invented for.

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