News Headline: “Does Liberty University hurt the GOP?”
News Headline: “Time to cut Israel off?”
News Headline: “In Wall Street we mistrust?”
News Headline: “What happens when a solar eclipse hits the world’s most
News Headline: “Are rights man-made?”
Yes, no, yes, not much, yes.
See how easy?
News Headline: “Killer bus-sized asteroid flies dangerously close past Earth.”
But that was last May.
In other news, bus-sized Asteroid 2025 FM118 was discovered today.
It will pass just inside the moon’s orbit tomorrow.
Best we can tell.
News Headline: “Petition created to remove Paris Hilton from Summerfest lineup.”
Mike Reynolds, a West Allis, Wis., reader, writes:
“Didn’t she say she was leaving public life?”
Now that you mention it, it’s been 2,836 days since Paris Hilton announced she was leaving public life.
Not that anyone is counting.
WRITE TO QT: firstname.lastname@example.org
News Item: “Indiana Gov. Mike Pence has signed the anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ bill in a private ceremony. . . closed to the press and the public. . . .”
A good thing to say about the Tea Party:
Some of its members know enough to be embarrassed.
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission lists grass as an unsafe playing surface
A fugitive in Maine shared on Snapchat that police were after him–but that he was ahead of them, having managed to sneak back into his house and hide in a cabinet there, police said.
News Headline: “Ted Cruz’s biggest liability is probably his constant lying.”
Are we starting to pick nits already?
Delegates at a student convention in Solihull, England, have been asked to stop applauding and use jazz hands instead because applause is not sufficiently “inclusive” and might cause “anxiety” in others.