News Headline: “Weasel chews through power cable, puts LHC experiments on hold.”
But we won’t let a stupid weasel stop us. . . .
QT Large Hadron Collider, which, in theory, could cause a black hole or a quantum vacuum collapse or an assembling of quarks into a ‘hungry strangelet,’ any of which would make us all suddenly disappear, update
Enterprise High School in Enterprise, Ala., has named 31 valedictorians.
News Headline: “20 billion Earth-like planets may exist in our galaxy.”
And we get the one with Cruz-Fiorina.
A robbery suspect fleeing in Washington D.C. attempted to escape arrest by jumping over a White House fence, police said.
News Headline: “Trump delivers a foreign policy speech–with a teleprompter!”
And still managed to blither.
The man is a pro.