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Halloween Pumpkin Advisory)

Pumpkin Patch
Martha Stewart wants you to know that the necessary equipment for carving a Halloween pumpkin includes a keyhole saw, a sabre saw, a wood gouge, a linoleum cutter, a hole cutter, a plaster scraper, a melon-ball scooper and a power drill.

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We have seen the present, and it does not work

Obese Dummies
The need has arisen in auto-safety testing for the production of obese crash-test dummies.

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Another outbreak

School Shooting
News Headline: “Ebola panic hits schools, businesses, airlines across the U.S.”
News Headline: “Another school shooting: Casualties reported at high school north of Seattle.”
Some epidemics we don’t seem to mind.

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Scientific measurements

Comet C-G
New sensor data indicating what Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko would smell like if we could smell it:
“. . .  odor of rotten eggs (hydrogen sulfide), horse stable (ammonia). . . odor of formaldehyde. . .  aroma of hydrogen cyanide. . . whiff of alcohol (methanol). . . aroma of sulfur dioxide. . . .”
And there are 11 days left until the elections, it occurs to QT for some reason.

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Everyone needs a hobby

Poison Dart Frog
News Item:
Scientists have discovered a new species of poison dart frog in the Donoso district of Panama. The tiny orange-colored frog, which is as small as a fingernail. . . .”
This follows recent discoveries of tulips with digestive systems, cannibal lemurs, worms with no mouths, fish with penises in their heads, snakes with tentacles and meat-eating sponges.
As the Intelligent Designer walks slowly away, whistling to himself.

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Education 101

Donald Trump
News Item: “Confident he is going to beat back a $40 million fraud lawsuit by Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, billionaire developer Donald Trump said Thursday he is considering re-opening his defunct Trump University. . . .”
Fair enough.
Everyone deserves an education.
And anyone who enrolls in a Donald Trump University is almost certain to learn a lesson.

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Today’s multicultural insensitivity

Buddy 2
Malaysian columnist Marhaini Kamaruddin condemning an event near Kuala Lumpur that encouraged the touching and petting of dogs:
“I feel that it is not the negative perception Muslims have towards dogs which needs to be corrected, but the negative perception non-Muslims have on why Muslims cannot touch dogs which needs proper explanation and comprehension. Unless we want to purposely cause provocation, there is no need for this type of campaign to be held.”
QT might have had something to say here.
But it suddenly feels the desire to go pet its dog.
And then pet Buddy the dog again.
Whatever negative perceptions that might entail.

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From Poor QT’s Almanack

National Mole Day
Today is National Mole Day, after the unit of chemistry, the mole, which is the amount of substance of a system that contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilograms of carbon-12, these entities being molecules, atoms, ions, electrons or other subatomic particles, or groups of particles, the number being 6.02214 X 10 to the 23rd power, or 602.214 billion trillion.
Party!

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With 13 days to go. . . .

2014 Election
News Item: “Five of the last seven midterm races for Wisconsin governor have been won by Republicans. . . .”
News Item: “The co-chairwoman of the Republican National Committee said in Wisconsin that voters there ‘might not be as sharp as a knife.’ ”
A harsh explanation.
But the Republicans seem to know what they’re doing.

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QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

Under the Bus
News Headline: “Obama throws Dems under the bus.”
News Headline: “The GOP’s Plan B: Throw social conservatives under the bus.”
News Headline: “Paul Ryan throws Ayn Rand under the bus.”
News Headline: “Ravens, NFL, Ray Rice all taking turns throwing each other under the bus.”
News Headline: “Public transportation use is growing.”
Evidently.

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