Happy (QT offers this statement without representation or warranty as to the effects or repercussions thereof upon any and all persons who might elect to celebrate the holiday as represented therein and with the understanding that any persons taking such actions without such representation or warranty do so with the express understanding that they have agreed to indemnify and hold QT harmless from the effects thereof) Thanksgiving!
Rush Limbaugh regarding the message of Thanksgiving:
“The true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed. With all the–”
Oh, be quiet.
And can it be time for QT’s annual reminder that the thing below a turkey’s beak is a wattle and the thing above the beak is a snood?
News Headline (2012): “Fracking tied to unusual rise in earthquakes in central U.S.”
News Headline (2013): “Study raises new concern about earthquakes and fracking fluids.”
News Headline (2014): “7 quakes hit Oklahoma in less than a day.”
News Headline (2015): “Experts say it’s only a matter of time before ‘big one’ hits Oklahoma.”
If only there had been some kind of warning. . . .
News Headline: “Mafia boss warns ISIS against attacking New York.”
Or as Rick says to the Nazi officer at the Café Américain:
“There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”
News Headline: “Will the pope challenge homophobia in Uganda?”
Just as soon as he gets around to challenging it in the Vatican.
The student newspaper at California’s Claremont McKenna College announced it will provide a separate “safe space” on its pages for the school’s “people of color.”
Next up: An editorial recommends that the campus events center be renamed for the late George C. Wallace, a modern pioneer of separate spaces for people of color.
News Headline: “Harry Reid backs bill to give marijuana dealers access to U.S. banks.”
An update here on one of society’s more undesirable elements.
As well as marijuana dealers.
QT recently mentioned that scientists saw no other asteroids heading for close calls with Earth through the end of the year.
Well. Except for Asteroid 2015 WP2, which passed halfway between Earth and the moon last Friday and was discovered today.
Except for that one.
Hey. Nobody’s perfect.
Shortly after 9 p.m. Sunday, November 22, on Argosy Way in Maindee, New South Wales, Australia.